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Category: Movie Reviews
It’s not easy being a kid. Sometimes, your brother steals your Humpty Dumpty stuffed egg and tells you that he “fried him” and then proceeds to kill him for a second time by hanging him from a rope in the garage. View full article »
Like your own stepfather, The Stepfather is an awkward piece of shit that wants you to like it, but instead ends up being a poor substitute for every other single thing in life that can bring joy. View full article »
Surprisingly, Couples Retreat was actually funny. Then the movie went on for another hour and fifty minutes or so. View full article »
Zombieland isn’t just a consistently funny movie or a gore filled fun zombie flick or even a coming-of-age type road trip adventure… but a mix where everything works resulting in a movie that can’t be pinned down by labeling it as one certain genre. View full article »
A movie like (500) Days of Summer is something of a rarity these days. View full article »
As a result of never paying that close attention to the previews of District 9 and never researching anything beyond who was involved in making the film, I had no clue what I was getting myself into. View full article »
Movie math:
Fairly good special effects – not so good special effects sometimes + Ecko from Lost – the “nah man, it’s cool. I fuckin’ got this yo” ghetto white kid from Coach Carter who plays the same damn person he always does, except this time he has a gun + ?????? = profit View full article »
The 2000s have been very kind to Adam Sandler. Well, his bank account at least. In terms of quality material, it’s a different story. View full article »
Talk about all style and no substance. It’s a Michael Mann movie but still…at 2 hours and 20 minutes, Public Enemies pushes the boundaries of how much “cool” stuff I could possibly take without any real payoff. Johnny Depp, we get it, man. You’re cool. Christian Bale, we get it, man. You’re extremely serious and in the case of this movie, extremely boring. If everybody in the whole damn movie wasn’t firing a loud as hell gun in every single fucking scene, I may have fallen asleep. View full article »
The night I saw this movie, I wasn’t quite sure what to expect. While drawing the scar on my head with a sharpie, adjusting my wizard hat, and burning an extra copy of the Draco and the Malfoys CD for my car…I honestly peed myself just a little in anticipation. Not so much that anyone would really notice, but just enough. View full article »
The Hangover might not be the funniest movie of all time like that kid with the really red eyes, stupid ass Che t-shirt, and the Febreze travel version hanging out his back pocket would have you believe. But it is, however, mostly hilarious, always fun, and a much better way to spend 2 hours than summer shit-fests like Wolverine and Terminator. Come to think of it, most things are better than Wolverine and Terminator: Salvation such as funerals, cavity searches, diseases, germs, and homicide. View full article »
After this movie ended, I felt the same way I did moments after I killed a man for the first time: absolutely nothing. View full article »
Larry David starring in a Woody Allen movie. Reading those words last summer was like a dream come true. And not only that, but Whatever Works was to include Woody reuniting with his most reliable star: New York City. View full article »
Year One plays out less like a fairly big budget comedy in 2009 and more like a movie made in 1997 starring Chris Kattan. The kind of movie that was based on a Saturday Night Live skit that was kind of funny for about two or three years before that and by the time it was made, the biggest star they could get to be in it was James Belushi. View full article »
A meeting at the movie studio not so long ago…
Movie Studio Boss: Ok, we have to do something. Kids aren’t coming out to movies like they used to. What do they even like these days!? View full article »
